Sunday, January 15, 2006

Lem Returns

I'm back in Ventura, California. I arrived in San Francisco on Friday. I drove down today. The only thing I have to say about the trip back is this: After watching four movies in a row, drinking one bottle of white wine, drinking one bottle of sake, and eating two airplane meals, I learned that choosing to watch four movies in a row, drink one bottle of white wine, drink one bottle of sake, and eat two airplane meals instead of sleeping is a grave mistake.

Now for a random Chuck Norris fact. (I have the guys to thank for finding this.)

9 comments:

Oli said...

Please...

The Proprietor said...

Here's an other random Chuck Norris fact: Like P. Swayze and MacGyver, Chuck Norris will never be on the man wall.

Luke said...

dude lem.. you shoulda had two white wines, and two sake, and two meals.. you see, the chi of your consumption was off, you had two meals, you should have had 2 of everything else (including movies). Ah... next time.

I watched lots of movies on my flights, but only had a gin&tonic, and a red wine on the way back, had a beer on the way, but it wasn't all that great. The food was not worth mentioning, and the best movie I watched was 'lord of war'.

Phil said...

More Chuck Norris!

You can thank my brother Dan.

Luke said...

yeah, i've been getting more hits since i put the word 'porn' on my blog site. awesome. i wonder what some other trigger words I could stick in there. hmm.

MalaBOOYAH said...

This comment would have been more appropriate in the post it's referring to because no one knows what you're talking about and/or it looks like you write about porn.

Luke said...

ha. well. um.. i guess i should be embarrased, but who reads old posts anyway? if i posted it there, it'd NEVER get read. hm. yeah. I guess i'm a little embarrased.

The Proprietor said...

Like in most conversations (if thats what this is), I got lost somewhere between the Two Sake, Chuck Norris, and The Porn.

Luke said...

wow, talk about the cold shoulder of posting, for putting a comment in an inappropriate post. sheesh.