I pity you, my friend. To be such a nerd as Katie would be a lofty goal for any to accomplish. One far greater than you can ever even attempt. If Katie is a nerd, then your measly existance can barely stand in the shadow of nerdness. Your soul would improve if she deemed to smile at you. You should pray that someday you can become a nerd that bares a weak reflection of Katie's awesomeness.
Even if you can never be a nerd Lem, you are still awesome. I'll give you that much, at least. Doesn't mean I would want to date you...but, you can't have everything, ya know?
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Dear Lem,
I pity you, my friend. To be such a nerd as Katie would be a lofty goal for any to accomplish. One far greater than you can ever even attempt. If Katie is a nerd, then your measly existance can barely stand in the shadow of nerdness. Your soul would improve if she deemed to smile at you. You should pray that someday you can become a nerd that bares a weak reflection of Katie's awesomeness.
Your friend,
Dustin
So defensive Dustin. Geez.
Even if you can never be a nerd Lem, you are still awesome. I'll give you that much, at least. Doesn't mean I would want to date you...but, you can't have everything, ya know?
--Dustin
Lem's right.
The end.
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